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Funny how I was just talking about my fear, because right now I’m in my dad’s bedroom and I’m supposed to be practicing my clarinet, but I can’t because 1. I’m afraid this mirror will reflect a pair of eyes staring from under the bed, and 2. when I was playing I kept hearing weird scratching noises like someone was in the closet.

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My Room 101 fear is blood surrounding me, drowning me, being smeared on me. That’s been established by me.

But I just remembered (because it just had to happen ten minutes ago) that I get afraid when I have to go back into an empty house to get something, as if someone is hiding inside and wants to grab me. I have to distract my mind by thinking of funny or romantic lines from my favorite TV shows or songs until I’ve grabbed the thing I need and can run right out of there.

My worst nightmares are all about people chasing me. And I am terrified of things like the Blair Witch Project and Slenderman and other things that you never quite see, but they always see you. Oh, and the idea of sleep paralysis.

So I just imagined, could I confront this fear, if I ever have to live alone in a house, by actually letting the images of people creeping in the darkness that I’m so afraid of take over me and fill my mind? Because a philosophy of mine is to let myself imagine a horrible situation and just wait until it finishes, because it’s all in my mind. It can’t hurt me to imagine it.

But then I thought, what if I end up thinking about this thing that I’m so scared of so that I hallucinate it and actually believe it’s real and there?

So I guess maybe my real fear is hallucinations.

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Wait is Khan/Arthur Dent a thing because Khan was played by Benedict Cumberbatch and Arthur Dent was played by Martin Freeman, and people ship their characters on Sherlock together so it’s like they ship the actors together?

Weeeeiiiird.

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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Our dear ancestors, the useless third of the Golgafrinchan population.

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circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it billĀ 

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"They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" is one of the funniest songs I have ever heard, and it’s so funny that I heard it for the first time this morning and took a shower this afternoon and I was laughing ridiculously in the shower just thinking about it.

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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

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Supreme king of curly hair.

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thefault-in-your-face:

DIS BITCH

Funny, so that’s why the piece of music that plays after this scene is called “To Die For.” Not to mention, of course, Mufasa’s death. IRONY.

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